Shhh... Seattle Cocktail Week is going underground.
We’re teaming up with Don’t Tell Comedy to bring their legendary "secret show" vibes to a hidden location in the city. No stages, no velvet ropes—just a raw, intimate room, a killer lineup, and a proper drink in your hand.
How it Works
The magic of Don’t Tell is in the mystery:
The Location: It’s a secret. We’ll text you the exact location and entry instructions a few hours before the show starts.
The Lineup: It’s a secret. We don't announce the comedians in advance, which allows us to pull in huge surprise guests and local legends who want a "no-pressure" set.
The Experience: No two-drink minimums or cheesy club vibes. Just pure comedy in a space that wasn't a comedy club yesterday and won't be one tomorrow.
The Cocktail Hook
Because this is Seattle Cocktail Week, we’re bringing more than just laughs. Most Don’t Tell shows are BYOB, but for this special edition, we’re setting up a pop-up cocktail bar right inside the secret space.
The Rules
Keep it Low Key: Don't tell your friends who aren't coming. The mystery is half the fun.
Watch Your Phone: Keep an eye out on the day of the show for the "secret door" instructions.
Arrive Early: Grab a cocktail, find a seat, and get ready for a night that officially "never happened."
Tickets are limited and will go fast. Once they're gone, the secret stays shut.